Tom Hiddleston Sits Like a Whore

avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

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snoozingcat:

sometime I just think about how easy it would be to market superheroes toward little girls and I am filled with rage

like do these people not realize how fucking easy this shit would be

there’s the dazzler she’s like a popstar and a superhero do you know how many 4-12 year old girls would dig that shit

there’s the wasp and her superpowers are seriously like zapping jerks, flying, and being cuter than everybody else. also she’s a famous fashion designer. and she’s better than you. (like she shrinks and stuff too but mainly her power is being better than you)

she-hulk is like this nerdy chick with the power to get bigger and greener and be spontaneously tougher than everybody in the vicinity like I don’t even know a little girl who wouldn’t slit someone’s throat for the ability to be stronger than all the boys when they pissed her off

little girl likes magic? scarlet witch

little girl likes science? invisible woman

little girl likes spies? black widow

little girl likes aliens? karolina dean

little girl likes bionic arms? misty knight

little girl likes flying horses? wow. guess who has one of those? valkyrie. valkyrie does.

My point is that’s it’s so fucking easy so chop-chop, Marvel, get on it. Seriously, I went ten years of my life thinking superheroes were boys. That’s ten years of you not profiting off of my inability to refrain from buying even the crappiest merchandise you offer if it has a character I love on it. Little girls are an enormous market; they will buy all your shit if you just suggest to them that maybe they’d like to.

or you could just keep on not profiting when you could be making money selling literally any object that has enough space to plaster a female superhero’s face on it. that’s cool too.

OKAY SO I COULD TOTALLY USE YOUR HELP

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

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DO YOU SEE THAT SWEET ASS SEASHELL CROWN??? 

I could win that. If you’ve known me for even a milisecond, you know that mermaids are my favorite thing in the whole world and that for 7 years of my life I legitimately thought I was a mermaid

And that crown right there? That’s the mermaid-iest. I need it so I can wear it with the tail fin my mom made me when I was 6 and be the mermaid queen of my fantasies.

Please please please help me win it. It’s going to the person who can get the most points as part of this street team for the singer Kerli. As of right now, I’m #18 on the leaderboard.

How can you help me? There are a few ways.

Click this link. If you want me to love you forever, after you’ve clicked you can join the site by hooking up one of your social media (takes like 2 seconds), I’ll earn 100 points. I will love you with all of my mermaidy heart. .

Also, reblogging is a cool thing. Totally feel free to reblog. 

Thank you, my loves!

EDITED! I’ve maxed out my click points (you guys work fast), so now joining is the primary way of getting points. 

But, you can also retweet this tweet and I’ll get 15 points for up to 20 retweets. 

OKAY SO I COULD TOTALLY USE YOUR HELP

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DO YOU SEE THAT SWEET ASS SEASHELL CROWN??? 

I could win that. If you’ve known me for even a milisecond, you know that mermaids are my favorite thing in the whole world and that for 7 years of my life I legitimately thought I was a mermaid

And that crown right there? That’s the mermaid-iest. I need it so I can wear it with the tail fin my mom made me when I was 6 and be the mermaid queen of my fantasies.

Please please please help me win it. It’s going to the person who can get the most points as part of this street team for the singer Kerli. As of right now, I’m #18 on the leaderboard.

How can you help me? There are a few ways.

Click this link. If you want me to love you forever, after you’ve clicked you can join the site by hooking up one of your social media (takes like 2 seconds), I’ll earn 100 points. I will love you with all of my mermaidy heart. .

Also, reblogging is a cool thing. Totally feel free to reblog. 

Thank you, my loves!

friendly reminder that not all ass shaking is twerking and “booty dancing” has been a part of Latin/Hispanic musical culture for a *very* long time now so if you see a Cuban girl poppin’ her booty to reggaeton and you are not in any way Hispanic do not think you can tell her something about it bye

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich wh*re! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

this is my favorite thing

they’re mesmerizing 

Taemin though trying to hypnotize us with that shirt

thomasbngalter:

i hope chris pratt destroys the idea that you’re not at your happiest or full potential until you’re thin or fit. he got fit and was like ‘it’s terrible never do it’ like he can’t wait to be chubby again

except he’s very happy being fit??? and he plans to continue being fit???

“Six months seems like a long time unless you’re looking backwards… all you have to do is just a few things everyday and remain consistent, and time will fly just as fast as it flies if you’re working hard or not. If you just cut the crap out of your diet, and if you spend an hour a day doing something physical that will make you sweat, six months will pass by, you will feel better mentally, physically, spiritually — it all is tied together.” Chris also recommends getting a personal trainer or nutritionist. “It might cost you a little bit of money, but it won’t cost as much as the crap that you won’t be eating over the next six months,” he says. (source)

another quote:

How is life different now that you’re ripped?
I feel better about myself now that I’m in shape. I feel less depressed. I feel mentally more sound, and I like picking out clothes. It used to be I would just grab the clothes that fit. Shopping is nice now because they have clothes in my size. I would go to a store and they stopped pants at a 40-inch waist. I had a 42- or 44-inch waist. I got down to 34 when I was on “Guardians of the Galaxy,” but that was my fighting weight. I hope to stay around a 36. (source)

from what i can tell reading and watching his interviews, the process of getting fit was really horrible and restricting, especially for those crazy muscles that really aren’t practical for sustaining in everyday life. but now that all the hard work is done he seems content with the way he is now and plans to stay that way, especially judging by the second quote.

venera9:

Feminist icon Lady Gaga

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Where is the Scarlett Johansson superhero movie? I don’t understand it, why is it taking so long for this? This woman clearly shows that people want to go see her in the movies. ‘Lucy,’ didn’t it beat ‘Hercules’ by a lot opening weekend, when it was made for a lot less? She shows that she kicks ass, she’s a great actress. ‘Under the Skin’ is an incredible film, and why are we still waiting for a go-ahead on a superhero movie starring Scarlett Johansson?
To me, it’s a no-brainer. You want to make money, put Scarlett Johansson in a superhero movie!
Jessica Chastain about the lack of a Black Widow movie (x)
Ur dog is beautiful
Anonymous

She’s a majestic thing isn’t she

She’s really good at snuggling because she’s all big and warm and hello big squishy dog pillow

Hello. I need your opinion. I'm planning to cosplay Tauriel from the Hobbit when tBotFA comes out, and I was just wondering: Is it ok for me to cosplay an elf if I look hella Asian? I'm a bit self-conscious about not really looking like Tauriel even though I really want to cosplay her... Thanks
Anonymous

YES it’s okay for you to cosplay Tauriel!!!!!!!! and I’m like 6000% sure you’re going to be freaking CUTE as Tauriel

Listen here, you can cosplay any character your heart desires. Don’t ever feel confined because of how you look or think that you can’t dress up as a character. Cosplay her.

If anyone gives you problems I will personally teleport to wherever you are and punch karate chop them in the throat

Someone told me they thought my dog looked mean and I’m just like are you sure we’re talking about the same dog. I mean I get how she can be kinda scary because she’s a big ol’ 60 pound bulldog but like she literally spends her life playing with toys or sleeping on the couch (which she’s technically not supposed to do but she’s taken the path of rebellion). 

I’m not sure about mean. I think she looks like a dork at literally every given moment.

Someone told me they thought my dog looked mean and I’m just like are you sure we’re talking about the same dog. I mean I get how she can be kinda scary because she’s a big ol’ 60 pound bulldog but like she literally spends her life playing with toys or sleeping on the couch (which she’s technically not supposed to do but she’s taken the path of rebellion).

I’m not sure about mean. I think she looks like a dork at literally every given moment.