Tom Hiddleston Sits Like a Whore

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

that’s cool just don’t text me back when i ask you something important  that’s cool

boYS ARE STUPID BUTT FACES WHO DON’T TEXT BACK IN TIMELY MANNERS

that’s cool just don’t text me back when i ask you something important  that’s cool

confused-yet-amused:

theyellowbuttroad:

mynameisemmegoddamnit:

loyaltothemightiestheroes:

THATS RIGHT.

REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

WHAT FUCKING MOVIE OR SHOW IS THIS WHAT IS THIS WHAT THE FUCK

Faggot

I went on your blog for 2 seconds and it was actually the worst experience of my life. I hope you can one day stop being such a horrible human being.

Thoughts on oral/anal sex? Like some people hate it and I respect that but some love it. They seem kind of common yet not everyone like them ya know?
Anonymous

Oral sex is the bomb dot com. Tbh though I have no idea what I’m doing, but apparently I’m doing it right because I’ve heard nothing but good things. And it feels great receiving it so.

Anal sex isn’t my thing. I don’t think it ever will be. Especially because my boyfriend is…. Particularly well endowed so I think it would be super painful.

How long did it take you to get comfortable in bed and experiment without feeling embarrassed if you did something wrong? Since you seemed so knowledgeable about sex before having had any, I was wondering if this was an issue at all -- to feel confident in bed.
Anonymous

I’ve been super comfortable with my boyfriend since the first time. He’s always incredibly concerned about my comfort and pleasure, even now, so I never felt embarrassed even in the beginning. So us trying new things comes about naturally, with one of us just going like “hey, put your leg up this way” or whatever. If it doesn’t work it doesn’t work, and we just laugh about it and try again.

The urgency of the war, along with changing conceptions of women’s roles in society, meant that the U.S. military enlisted the help of thousands of women. In fact, about 350,000 women served in the armed forces […] When women shipped off, they took cosmetics with them into battle. Lipstick was one of the ways these women defined themselves; to them it signaled femininity and strength. (full quote at sarriane)

pretend that you are me and write me an ‘about me’ so i can satisfy my ego and be amused by the person you think i am
what position do you prefer? I've heard a lot of women like to be on top
Anonymous

Being on top is nice, but I feel best with him on his kneeling upright between my legs and my pelvis elevated high against his hips so my lower back is off the bed. That just hits the perfect spot, idk. 

I think I have discovered my new favorite practically effortless way to curl my hair. Hell yeah.

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. ‘Virgin’ meant not married, not belonging to a man - a woman who was ‘one-in-herself’. The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: virle. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all all called virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus - they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One, their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant ‘maiden’ or ‘young woman’, with no connotations to sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the ‘Virgin Mary’ as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched.
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth  (via thewaking)

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS

but all i know is DC better fucking rock this movie they better pull all the stops, make it the best fucking movie in their entire cinematic universe because she deserves NOTHING LESS.

dem hips o<-<